New Work Rules

Written by: admin - Posted in: Break Time

Sickness – No Excuses will be accepted! We will no longer be accepting doctor notes as we believe if you are able to go to the doctor you are able to come to work!

Leave of absence for operation – We are no longer allowing this practice _- We hire you as you are, and to have anything moved certainly makes you less than what we bargained for!
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Death, YOUR OWN – This will be accepted as an excuse, but we will need at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job!
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Quantity of Work – No matter how much you do, it will NEVER be enough
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Quality of Work – The minimum level is perfection
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Advice from the boss – Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen the rest of the day!
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The boss is ALWAYS RIGHT
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When the boss is WRONG, refer to rule number 7!

Effective: IMMEDIATELY!!

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